Thursday, July 12, 2012

Movie Musings: INVINCIBLE

Statement: This is a football movie based on a real life story of Philadelphia Eagles footballer Vince Papale.
You can tell this movie takes place in the past because…
1.       The look of the film is so washed out that its one step away from being shot entirely in olde tyme sepia tones.
2.       Marky Mark’s hippie hair swirls around his chiseled jaw line with all the grace and delicacy of a Russian ballerina.
You can also tell it’s a sports movie because whenever anyone so much as glances at a football everything. starts. to. move. in. slooow. motion.
INVINCIBLE is best watched with one hand over your heart and the other fisting a Keg-sized brewski. If that doesn’t help counteract the overwhelming urge to heave at all the Disney-esque shmaltz just apply large doses of Good Vibrations and repeat as necessary.

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